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One AM, copying a massive file…

Posted on Thursday 25 August 2005

On the subject of Microsoft Exchange, it blows. It really sucks. I mean, it’s terrible. Like, horrible. Like, I don’t fully understand how anyone has been able to put up with it for this long.

I’m currently sitting at my desk, at home, waiting for a massive Exchange database to copy, so that I can start doing actually work on it. Eventually, I’m sure that it will. For the moment, I’m not sure that it will before I fall asleep, with a “THUMP”, on the desk. I’m hoping to avoid that, though.

I’m not sure whether I’ve previously written about Pastafarianism, but if I haven’t, I should have. Good stuff, that. The basic premise: The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the world. And enough people believe this to be true that the State of Kansas needs to teach it (along with Evolution and Intelligent Design).

In a new twist, the general tech news/info site Boing-Boing (source of many weird and wonderful links to things on the web) is offering 1 Million dollars to anyone who can produce empirical evidence that Jesus is/was not the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Unfortunately, they decided not to include either the donated prize of “hos ‘n’ blow”, or the alternate donated prize of “whiskey and wenches”, with the million smackers. Whether it was morals or simply a matter of wanting to keep them for themselves is not stated.

Update: if it helps matters, you can go read the entire Bible illustrated with legos. I find that research is essential when chasing a million clams.


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